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Saturday, July 10, 2004
Yesterday was actually a very interesting day/night. I didn't think it would be due to the fact that i spent most of the day un-showered at my grandmother's house eating food. Then kim calls me, telling me how her senior pictures went and if i want to do something. I said sure, what else do i have to do? Then the night began.
IT started with an interesting trip to kim's house. When i pull up her dogs are running around the yard, and that gave me a scare because knowing my luck i could have hit one. But i didn't, which made me realize that i actually have really good luck. And the events of later that night made me realize it even more.
Next we met up with Eric Miller, E bomb Eziel a.k.a derf, at Lo Bills. I was feeling like having a cowboy southern day so i wore kim's cowboy hat, and a pair of jeans even though it was 90 degrees outside. While we were inside Lo Bills i purchased a jump rope to make a lasso out of, and three water guns to go with my western theme. I saw Jake, he's depressed. I told him to give me a buzz and we could do something. He said he has to go shopping today with his mother for vacation clothes. Oh yes, I am canceling my senior pictures so i can go to the lake with my uncle, aunt, and cousins. Is that crazy? Yes, because i will probably never get another time slot but oh well. I don't even know i why i decided to do this i just did. Anyways back to the night's events:
We went to play pool at Micheal's. E bomb tried to play it off like he didn't know how to play pool, then came back and whooped me. We drove to Grater's to get some ice cream. That is the time that Kim and eric really started to hit it off. It was so cute. THey make such a cute couple. I predict they will be getting together. Next, I made a call to my friend Auggie, and he says he is camping in the woods by some baseball diamonds called the Bottoms and I should come visit. So we go there, but I have to take kim and Eric back to his car. They meet up with some other people and do some fun stuff my night gets more interesting.
So i decide what else do i have to do, i go back to the woods and try to find this camp site. I end up walking through the woods by myself in new miami at like 11 o'clock at night. It was scary but i found where they all were sitting and it turned out to be the gayest thing ever. So i decide to leave and Joey dethrages sister tells me she can take me to my car, but her friend insists that she is going to say out there all night long. They start getting into about whether or not the girl should stay out there, when jessica yells get in or the cops are going to see my headlights. At that same moment in time a cop pulls off the road and makes his way towards us. We try to run into the woods to hide but of coruse we had to stay with jessica and her car. IN a span of two mintues 4 other cop cars show up. Because they had nothing else to do or because the people of new miami are very protected? Who knows? All in all is was a scary experience but it's happened before. Had to record that before i forgot it.
Current mood:  creative
Wednesday, July 7, 2004
i have decided since i have no job or life during the summer i will just write about my days everyday on livejournal. why? because i have nothing else to do, and i read other people's livejournals and they seem to be very happy with writing in their's.
I can't stand peer pressure so i am doing what everyone else is doing. Here goes:
yesterday was interesting.
I woke up at 12 and had some breakfast. started watching t.v., found a movie on the Oh! channel (68 for those of us who have ghetto cable). It was where the heart is i think. It had susan surandon and nathlie who was in star wars. It was actually a really good movie, but i had seen it before.
At about 2:54 i had a hot dog, chips, deviled eggs, and orange pop which tasted awful. Poured out the pop and got some limonade.
NExt i finished watching the movie that took about 2 hours for a 90 min movie due to the fact that the oxygen channel feels they need to insert a commerical every 4 mins of the movie.
After my movie was finished i thought my boss would call me to work because i left her a note that i wouldn't be able to work this thursday but i could work on tuesday. we have this cool thing where if one of us needs to switch days we do, but i guess that just doesn't happen over the summer because she never called. So i was dressed and ready for work when i decided to make blueberry muffins.
Molly calls, says she is being stalked by some girl who uses her for rides, I say bring me an egg i will make you some blueberry muffins.
She brought me the egg. THen i realized i haven't had pizza in a while so we go molly's for pizza where she introduces me to a cheap candian soap opera for teenagers. Degrassi. I wish i had the noggin network. Anyway kim calls says she needs to clean out her fish tank then she will be over. We drive to my house, then attempt to go pick up a c.d. a friend made for me but that fails. Kim is sad about brenton. We go meet up with some friends at BK. Then to Jimmy Baker's house, then to Eric MIller's house. Where we meet up with Eric and adam walks down because laurie is gone and he is bored. We decide we are all going to see Spider Man 2 tonight. The end of the night was good.............talked with molly and kim in my truck for a while. They made me feel better about some stuff. I feel sick. That's my life?!
Current mood:  cranky Current music: The sounds of the World Poker Tour
Saturday, July 3, 2004
last night was well....interesting. But i have had a lot of nights like that lately. Let's just say it was a long night, with some people who are very funny. I am excited about Dustin's party on Sunday. I am making a secret cake for it. Today my aunt called from Phoniex telling me about the 14 days left before our big family vacation to Flordia. My grandparents are so happy about it, which makes me happy. Yes i would have rather went on the missions trip, but sometimes you just gotta do things for others. Going to Flordia is kind of like doing missions work only inside my family. My plans are :
today- go to the Hersherner's House for a BBQ at 5:30/6:00, then head up to the fireworks at Harbin Park
Sunday-Church, Dustin's party at 8:00, making a cake
Monday- Linda's(this week we are having a bow tie pasta casserole), Dance practice
From then on who knows?
i really like reality shows
Thursday, July 1, 2004
Got this from Stacey
LAST PERSON WHO
x. Slept in your bed: There has never been anyone who has slept in my bad expect me but i soon plan to change that
x. Saw you cry: Taylor, Jake, Kimmie
x. You shared a bed with: No clue, there are so many wink wink
x. Made you cry: Myself
x. You held hands with: Woah, it's been so long i can't remember
x. Spent the night with: Kim
x. You shared a drink with: Kimmie
x. You went to the movies with: Taylor, Jake, Kimmie
x. Kissed you: Dexter
x. You went to the mall with: Kim
x. Yelled at you: My mother
x. You hugged: Laurie
x. Sent you an email: My cousin Kendall
x. You kissed: Dexter
HAVE YOU EVER...
x. Said "I Love You" and meant it? Yep
x. Gotten in a fight with your pet: no
x. Been to New York: yes
x. Florida: yes
x. California: yes
x. Hawaii: no
x. Mexico: no
x. China: no
x. Canada: no
x. Danced naked: yes, to the BET network
x. Dreamed something really crazy and then it happened the next day: never had that happen
x. Wished you were the opposite sex: yes
x. Had an imaginary friend: nope
x. Things you like in a girl/guy: being funny, nice
x. Do you have a crush on someone: yes, but they hate being commited
x. What book are you reading now: none, i am doing french work right at the moment
x. Worst feeling in the world: death, being obessed with looks and money
x. What is the first thing you think when you wake up: why did i get up
x. Future daughter's name: haven't been inspired yet
x. Future son's name: Freeman Wiley
x. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal: no
x. What's under your bed: nothing
x. Favorite sport to watch: Olympic Diving
x. Current Age: 16
x. Siblings: JImmy Joe and Allison
x. Location: Ohio
x. College plans: Away from here
x. Piercings/tattoos: nope
x. Boyfriend/Girlfriend: I go single
EXTRA STUFF
x. Do you do drugs: never.
x. Do you drink: twice in my life
x. Who is your best friend: Kimmie and MOlly
x. What are you most scared of: Death
x. What clothes do you sleep in: tee-shirt -shorts
x. Where do you want to get married: Church.
x. Who do you really hate: N one
x. Been in Love: yes
x. What type automobile do you drive: A truck or mini van
x. Do you have a job: Fabulous Talent Productions receptionist
x. Do you like being around people: Yes. I like hearing what others have to say
x. Are you for world peace: World Peace can never be obtained, it would throw the world economy off too much
x. Are you a health freak: i am slowly becoming one
STUFF
x. Have you ever loved someone you had no chance with: Brad Pitt
x. Have you ever cried over something someone of the opposite sex did: more times than i would like to count
x. Do you have a "type" of person you always go after: whoever looks my way, but they need some meat
x Want someone you don't have right now: everyone does
x. Are you lonely right now: yes
x. Ever afraid you'll never get married: all the time
x. Do you want to get married: to someone i am truely in love with
x. Do you want kids: eventually, but they knowing that i come from a small town where there is little to do they might come sooner than later
FAVOURITE
x. Room in house: mine
x. Type(s) of music: i like them all
x. Color: i love them all
x. Perfume or cologne:cologne, i love to smell guys
x. Month: September
x. Stone: the one you find flying at your car while you are driving on the highway behind a huge mack truck
IN THE LAST 48 HOURS, HAVE YOU...
x. Cried: yes, saw the Notebook
x. Bought something: yep
x. Gotten sick: at the club
x. Sang: oh yea
x. Said "I Love You": no
x. Wanted to tell someone you loved them: yes/no
x. Met someone new: yes
x. Moved on: it's an everyday thing
x. Talked to someone: yes
x. Missed someone: someone's love
x. Hugged someone:not so lucky
x. Kissed someone:not so lucky
x. Fought with your parents: over shutting a window
Friday, January 23, 2004
this week has been exam week as everyone knows sine the only people who ever read this experience exams themsevles or have in the past.
i didn't fail but didn't do to great on my french, math, english, and chemistry (which are basically all of my classes that matter)...history i am still waiting for a response on my grade.
When i fail things i feel like i want to cry. Everyone tells me it will be ok and its not that important but it kinda is to me. I know i will evenutally get into college and everything like that but i want to get into a really really really good college, not just UC. I want to get away from here and do something with my life. The reason i freak out over my grades is because i think the school that i really want to go to won't let me in because of that F i got on my Alegbra II exam.
It hards to calm down when you know you aren't really good enough at a sport to get you a free ride to college so your grades have to be really good too. Its just a lot to think about at such a young age. I am only 16. Its just a lot to take in, a lot more than i want to deal with. So when i start to freak out its nice to hear those encourage things but let me freak out a little bit cuz it lets a lot of stress out...
and if you sick of hearing about this stuff, get a life and stop reading livejournal ha
Current mood:  depressed
Sunday, January 18, 2004
the gospel in one word is love
love your neighbor as your sister
love..love...love
jesus, jesus
can i tell you how i feel
you have given me your spirit
i love you so...
hallelujah....hallelujah
christ never foresake's you, even in your darkest hour of life. he is there right beside you, in your sin with you
Friday, January 2, 2004
Jenni's wedding is here. I am very happy and excitied for her. About now i bet she is already married and they are driving home or something. but i remember back when jenni went off to college and was even in high school. i am happy that she found someone she can spendt the rest of her life with that is awesome. i wish we all can be as lucky as she is.
all day i have been sittin around puttin off my homework and i plan to continue this until tomorrow. i don't think i am going out tonight so maybe i will get up the nerve to start it later in the day.
I was suppose to go to a basketball game with luke tonight but i can't due to the wedding festivites. He went to the club last night so i figure he won't be up until 5 and that sucks cuz i need to talk to him now.
New Years Eve...what can i say. It got the better of me. I would like to thank andy for letting me come to his house that was very nice of him considering i was the youngest one there. I liked the new people i met espically the Annie chick. She was all like, "oh your so drunk its cute." but i still maintain that i did not get drunk, because i didn't. What else can be said? Christmas was great. life is great. Its a new year, one more closer to being on my own. I gotta get dressed. Last year was good. but i hope this year will be better.
Current mood:  nostalgic
Tuesday, December 30, 2003
when you want waffles go get them. no matter how white trash you look or feel go into Lo Bills get your waffles and hit on the bagger. Becuz when you are walking outside with your prized homestyle waffle you will feel the sun shining on your face and a smile full of trumiph will come onto your lips. Waffles......they are a good thing.
don't think you have to go get drunk to feel soically accepted. i have been there and done that and in the end of the day you just feel like a big cop out. But do feel pressured to learn how to spell correctly.
whats going in my life/.....nothing. i need to do school work, scholarship stuff, right at this very moment i am sittin in kimmie's basement for the billizonith time of my life on her computer while molly and kim debate social issues such as the view that society has of women who have curves. i am partaking in dancing in front of people for the first time in my life tonight. pray for me.
realized that i don't think i have one set religion but many many influences combined into one. God does anwser prayers. For instance i had lost 100 dollars the day after christmas and my dad spent all day looking for it when my catholic grandmother says, "Pray to St. Anthony. He will find it for you. My mother use to always say that." SO i said a lil prayer and low and behold my dad calls my mother to say he found it. woah. even tho most people are racist against catholics and say they are evil, i feel as though i was partly raised catholic and i should embrace it as my culture. maybe who knows just random thoughts because i have nothing else to do accept watch the room raiders marathon.
forgive me for my spelling, its the one thing i can't help. blah blah blah. i actually went on a date last night. it was nice. it was weird tho, bc i have never really actually went on one. it kinda made me nervous but i am better for it. there's a first time for everything
joey says he wants to have sex in meijers. please inform me where you had sex so i can never go to that section again. thank you.
Current mood:  content
Monday, December 29, 2003
***12:30 on December 27th. The Reed Family Basement. Yoga DVD is playing****
Kim: Josh wants us to go to Waffle House
Molly: Why
Shannon: Please i am trying to breathe here
Kim: Go ask your mom if we can leave
***earlier my parents had come home drunk****
update more later i am kinda tired
Current mood:  tired
Sunday, December 28, 2003
He's a true man...at least thats what the guys say on Sports Center. This one guy commented that, "the best thing we can do as men is honor our fathers..." what are the girls suppose to do? oh thats right we just take advantage of how much they love us.
aww the wonders of being a teenager
realizations.....
if you ever get pulled over by the po' po's at 1:30 in the morning make sure you have your id....and wear your seatbelt
Current mood:  awake
Thursday, December 18, 2003
wonders
Today i went on with some big speech about how i am moving away from hamilton to go to college. How i don't want to go to Maimi because i believe it is like going to the 13th grade. I don't wanna attend UC or any branch because my sister attens there and with my luck she will still be in school when i want to go to school. but while watching the crime/drama/sex show Special Victims Unit=SUV i figured out a theory on why people come back to hamilton. people come back here, yes because its the midwest, and yes your grandma is here, your mom, dad, cousin, uncle, blah great cousin family's best friend all live within a 5 mile radius of each other and it gives you a security net right. so if i ever got raped or anything i could drive 2 seconds to my parents house down the street or to my grandma's house 3 mins away and escape from the reality of it.
Whats gonna happen if i go away and no one is there. That is why i think people come back to this lil hole, and i think that is why i will come back. I will graduate when i am 17, I'm 16 now, yes sometimes i do think that i know everything and that i don't need anyone, but i do. in one year i don't think i will be ready metally, emotionally, or money wise to move away. Heck, i can't even spell. how am i gonna fill out a tax return when i can't spell.
THis is what i feel will happen to me when i move away. I will come back to this town and get sucked in. I will marry the first trashy guy i meet because at 16 i'm scared i will be alone for the rest of my life. Two months after the wedding, that will be held in the Sports Zone food court i will, i will pop out two or three lil devils who will never be punished like i was but will be punished with the new "time out" rule. Evenutally one will grow up to be gay, the other a serial killer, and the last one will turn out to be semi-normal enough to repeat the cycle of the hamilton black hole.
are these normal thoughts? lol they might be but i do believe this is what will happen to me. and i don't want it to. because i don't wanna live in this town anymore where everyone is pretty much oblivious (sp?) to the outside world, and a student taking an AP english class in the 11th grade can't spell.
time does equal money
society during high school is very fickle
it takes a long time to get over stuff
can't make love happen, but you can sit by and watch it happen to other people which is very pretty to watch, but in the end just makes you even more lonely
sex sells a cd in which the artist's name is Baby Bash
theres more out there then the livejournal world....you just gotta look for it
i am sixteen and i have no life, is it because i live in hamilton, a small town in ohio in which there is nothing to do, or is it because i choose not to have one..
sickness sucks, its kinda like the bubonic(sp?) plague has hit hamilton
christmas is expensive, and i wish the holiday would revert back to praising jesus instead of seeing who can get up at 4 a.m. to be in line at walmart the fastest to buy that dvd/movie combo for 29.99 for the cousins in Kansas that you only see once a year
things to ponder
its gonna take a long,long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, time for me to grow up and really realize what i like and what i wanna be like as a person. growing up sucks just as much as being fickle. how can we change and grow as people? who knows i don't i can only sit and ponder these grown up things on my teenage livejournal
Current mood:  sick Current music: "Milkshake" Kellis
Friday, December 12, 2003
started off the night thinking i was going to the basketball game, but around 5:30-6:00 o'clock i felt kinda sleepy so i gave my ticket to my cousin erin and stayed home. oh oh before that i went to laurie's house we got food then she helped me with the dance again (thanks chica) which i cannot seem to get for the life of me. (thanks also go to taylor and stacey for their excellent guidance) heard about the anti-allen community, lol.
umm then i went home did some t.v. watching practiced the dance for a lil while then go to online. Sarah IMed me and asked if i wanted to go to a wrestling match to watch Joe. I said sure why not? i mean i have never been to one before why not give it a try. let me tell you something it was CRAZY!!!!
props to the twins josh and joe for both winning their matches. it was actually kinda fun to try something new. Meet their mom, and friends Alex and Nick (Steve) i was suppose to meet them at waffle house at 12:30 but i am feeling kinda sick so i think i will forego that trip.
went to meijers around 10, in flip-flops and no coat in the middle of december (i love being a dumb teenager who thinks their invincisble(sp?) to cold)
saw some drunk kids dancing in the middle of the parking lot thought it was jake cundiff, then when i got to applebees i saw him but couldn't tell if he was plastered or not. Jake's a good kid, saw Justin there too, and my grandma and uncle and cousin. Lol everyone was there with their friends and me with my family. lol shows what an outcast i really am. I also saw adam and laurie there...they were sitting right next to my mother.
got out of that real quick...now i am at home talkin to people on the internet. life is exciting right.....yes, yes it is
Current mood: sick
Sunday, December 7, 2003
what happens when you realize that your faith was just a product of being socially accepted....you realize you really aren't who you thought you were... teenage emotions or something deeper,like lack of attention, lack of relationship structure, needing to find yourself. what does all this hard work be rewarded by? why put up with all this, whats down the road? what happens when you think there is nothing down there....it crazy feelings like that, that are playin in my head right now. the biggest part of my life for a whole year i just stopped participating in what does that make me a very very trival and stuipd person. i always say i will change but it really never happens. just a bunch of lies and b.s. but hey i'm only 16 right? its just stuipd emotions. truly deep down tho its something more. its about wanting to be apart of society so bad that you forget who you are and just be what you think you should be. blah.........
Current music: Alan Jackson..."I only want you for Christmas baby"
Saturday, November 29, 2003
yep thats excatly what i was trying to do today but people just keep trying to get ahold of me. first i get textes then i get phone calls. lol brad bailiey called me, from 7th grade remember him? lol he was all, "i just called heather and got your phone number" its funny cuz i was never in any classes with him in 7th grade or even knew him. crazy isn't?
whats the point of having a lincese when you are suppose to drive everyday? molly says, " your sister drives everyday, why can't you" thank you molly for clearing that up for my mother
all of a sudden i feel like cussing, and i have evil images in my lil mind. maybe its my lack of church. since i haven't been in like 2 months. its crazy how quickly the devil can move into your life, take it over, and make you obessed with stuff you don't wanna be obessed with. and things that would normally be a big part of your life just suddenly seem to slip away. its crazy! the world is crazy! and theres nothingl ike the book moby dick to remind you of that craziness.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
sometimes i just feel like screaming and on livejournal i can scream into the endless world of the internet. i will never understand how people become so obessed with this place. how they can order their food, clothes (well i do that sometimes), and have all their human interaction on here. don't ya just need to talk to someone face to face every once in a while. don't ya just need to have a hug? i do.
HUGS FOR EVERYONE~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ lol everyone would include a select few people that i am positive are STD free.
awww livejournal, a weird wonderful way to express yourself
Current mood:  worried
Wednesday, November 26, 2003
it feels great! lol American Idol has a video game, how pathetic is that. ha ha i love funnny commericals though. i don't know what to do...i don't know what to do...i wish taylor woulda had my cell phone number. or at least someone woulda. i feel bad now bc i told her i would go with her but i got bored waiting so i left my house. i shoulda just drove over there but that woulda been weird. hopefully taylor isn't mad at me. if you read this i am sorry! don't hate me!
Current mood: quixotic
Tuesday, November 25, 2003
life is going ok, i blew off my school work last night which was a very bad choice on my part. i had a bunch of stuff to do, and i got it all done which was weird. but my english teacher today asked me if i was having a rough time with his class. i kinda am bc its too much work, i just need to suck it up and do it.
life goes by fast, i finally let go of some stuff that i have been holding onto for a long time. it sucks a lot but i don't know what else to do. i have lived with it for as long as i can.... i don't wanna be second, i wanna be first
kyle i want my cd back
i told justin today that if he ever needed a big Double D to give me a ring cuz i drive now. he said he would. i hope he takes me up on that offer. dont' want him up and dying on me thats happened to too many kids around here.
what else what else?
i need to do homework, but i won't cuz its boring.
i need a hit of my drug.... (as kim would put it)
Current mood:  crappy
Sunday, November 23, 2003
this weekend has went pretty well. actually did stuff. i had lots of fun. last night me and andrew ditched out on going to see a movie(bc it was scary and the night before he just saw one with lynette so he wasn't in the movie mood) so we just ended up driving around. first we went to Pyramid hill to groove on rocks-n-nature but it was closed. andrew use to work there so we went the back way instead.
me and andrew switched spots and he started to drive, my sister's car that i kinda stole but not really. plus i don't even think i have insurance on any vechile yet but anyways...thats not the point. so we are driving around this park in the middle of the night, andrew has just jumped out to move this bail of hay and he starts thinking of stuff to say if the cops come. lol we get kinda far into the park all the christmas lights are turned off and this guy comes rolling up on a golf cart so andrew rolls down his window and says, "umm where do we pay?" and this guy looks at him and says, "oohhhh ok. we are closed." andrew apologizes and the guys says don't worry but i thought who i the **** is coming up here this time a night. it was the funniest thing i have seen in a while, and the most illegal thing i have done in a while. after that we went out thru ross, then we went to oxford and for about 1/2 hour we drove around yelling we love college at the college kids who were out partying. it was funny. we had a bonding experience. he talked to me about lynette, and i talked to him about nature.
lol. he goes whats your boy situation like and i go ummm non-existentant. but hey the truth hurts sometimes. he goes you'll find someone, and i say not in hamilton i know everyone here. andrew says thats what i thought till me and lynette when to homecoming together. and i thought who'd i go to homecoming with? oh yes JC. how wonderful an experience. lol but anyways. i realized last night that i do succome to all the things being a teenager means. i rebel against my parents for no reason at all. they give me everything i want and need and i still manage to bite their heads off if they ask me one simple thing. i am obessed with how i look all the time, and i think nothing can happen to me. i judge people, i dn't go to church, maybe i am suppose to do all this. who knows who knows. i sure don't at this point.
Current mood: awake
Friday, November 21, 2003
i find myself giving my "ex-boyfriend" tips on how sweep his new girlfriend off his feet. is this weird? once i actually think about it, it is...because none of this ever happened to me. lol maybe i am living vicarously (sp?) through this chick. who knows, but things need to brighten up. not in a long while have i had the chance to jive on rocks, and grove on nature.
i feel really bad for kara. her boyfriend just broke up with her and is now going out with some chick who hangs all over him all the time, the day after they stopped going out. i feel so bad for her. i know she is hurting so much! it sucks. kara- we all know the feeling darling! don't worry, he wasn't good enough for you. we love you!!
girls should start supporting each other more because everywhere you look its heartbreak on the woman side, and truimph on the man side. why is this? it dates back to society/animal instincts. nowadays, a guy doesn't have a wife, a girlfriend, and a mistress he is nothing. but a girl is just "talking" to two guys at once she is a whore. how does this work? why do we get the s***** end of the stick? what was so bad with us. why did eve have to be the first woman? the stuipdest one of us all. she was a blonde, and you know how guys are about blondes. this is how i see it happening:
***Enter: Blonde, naked bombshell that God has freshly created for all of Adam's desires Adam stands off to the side reading a new papyrus scroll God just wrote up
Eve: hey adam whats that?
Adam: Its a book, you know how to read right?
Eve: what's reading, and why not just use that book to make toilet paper?
Adam: (To himself)**It's ok Adam, she doesn't have to be smart because she is sexy! Just look past the dumbness. remember sex sex sex sex sex sex sex***
Over and over Adam repeated this to himself. Hourly turned into Daily, daily turned into monthly, and monthly turned into yearly. Even when Eve would try to talk about something else, "...like ya know birds and stuff are pretty..." he would constantly repeat this to himself. over and over and over and over till it was the only thing on his mind. Finally one day Eve walks into the garden, and starts talking to the snake
Eve: all adam ever wants to do is have sex, and you know i wanna talk about stuff. like those sheep and that plant. but no no no its always sex sex sex. Maybe i can ask God what to do
Snake: wait Eve, don't bother God! he is way to busy creating the universe to deal with your lil problem just eat this apple, and it will make you fat so adam will stop wanting to have sex with you.
Eve: God said we aren't suppose to do that, cuz like i remember him saying something about it and i tried to ask adam but he just said don't worry your pretty lil blonde head about it. Well, wait i don't know adam never told me i couldn't
Snake: eat it, eat it, eat it
Eve: Fine! i hope i don't gain to much weight cuz i still wanna like run with the deer and those pretty bunnies (As she walks away, where ADD came from)
Snake: Eve! pay attention eat the apple!
Eve takes the apple and bites it
Eve: Yum!!
Adam: (Turning his mind away from sex for one moment) NOOOOOOOO you stuipd blonde!
THis is the reason why blondes are becoming a minority in the earth. Ha. this also explains why men constantly think about sex, and why women always wanna talk about stuff.
thank you and good night
Current mood: creative
Thursday, November 20, 2003
i am now fully moblie. i can go anywhere, do anything that i want and no one can tell me not to.
its freedom......
but what should i do with it?
oh yes, have lots lots lots of fun
starting with tomorrow, then saturday, then maybe if i'm lucky sunday and monday. ha who knows thanksgiving break may just be one big party
buckle up
Current mood: extremely happy
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